can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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