Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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