Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Come share oat with me in your robe
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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