I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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