I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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