I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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