you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I need a burrito and a hug.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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