Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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