Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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