Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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