can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i barfeds in our rink
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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