Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
seriously i just wanna be friends
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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