I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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