Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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