Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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