So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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