He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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