No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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