It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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