i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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