the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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