it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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