dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
