Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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