So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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