I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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