I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
two words: eviction party
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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