Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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