Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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