Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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