Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so let's talk penis.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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