You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize