i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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