and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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