From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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