Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
