physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
try to milk me bitch
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