If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
So drunk its hurt
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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