I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
two words...techno handjob
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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