You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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