A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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