There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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