"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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