I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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