you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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