At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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