): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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