It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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