I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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