thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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