David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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