chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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