Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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