okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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