My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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